Taylor Lautner Get A Nose Job, PLEASE!
in But Seriously Folks..., My Rants
as Hollywood, nose job, Taylor Lautner, Team Lautner, Twilight
I mean you’re cute, I can totally see that, Dude….I’m not saying you don’t have potential to be gorgeous. However, that piggish honker has GOT TO GO. It is ALL YOU CAN SEE because it swallows the rest of your face! I’m only telling you what your fans want to say, but don’t have the balls to….and I’m not saying anything HOLLYWOOD hasn’t already said to you over and over in private, mmkay?
My advice? Get a nose job and get it now! Until then? Take the advice of a woman who has photographed many flawed celebrities….tip your face DOWN in photos and look over your nose. See images below for an example (although you haven’t given me much to work with….) ok, Taylor?
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- This look is baaaddd…
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- This looks so much better….
Brittany Murphy’s Death Ruled Accidental And Preventable.
in But Seriously Folks..., In Memoriam
as Brittany Murphy, Pneumonia, TMZ
Poor Brittany Murphy. She didn’t get the right medical treatment in time. Pneumonia can do that to you. Hell, walking pneumonia can be almost indetectable with hardly any symptoms. Anyway, to quote TMZ, “Brittany Murphy’s death was accidental, the L.A. County Coroner determined, TMZ reports.
According to the coroner’s findings, the 32-year-old died of community acquired pneumonia, iron deficiency anemia and multiple drug intoxication — which included prescription and over-the-counter drugs.
The report also indicated that her death was “preventable.” TMZ says that her pneumonia was “treatable,” but she wasn’t taken to the doctor in time.”
Such a terrible loss for Hollywood, but even moreso for Brittany.
RIP, girlfriend. ♥
I ♥ Carl From Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!
in Take 5 mins...watch funny clips
as Adult Swim, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Carl Neighbor On Aqua Teen, Dennis Franz, NYPD Blue, Sipowicz
Dudes, you’ve got to check out this clip from Carl the neighbor on Aqua Teen. You TOTALLY SUCK if you have no idea what I am talking about!
I ♥ Carl!
(The funniest part is….the voice is done by Dennis Franz of NYPD Blue fame. I have so much MORE respect for Sipowicz now…don’t you??)
Pamela Anderson Walks Among The Rest Of Us Now!
in OH NO THEY DIN'T
as Little People, Pamela Anderson
UUGGGHHHHHH!!!
It’s photos like this that make the little people of the world feel SO much better about themselves.
It’s a shame when it all goes bad…..poor Pam…..
Kris Kardashian Drugs Her Man In A Need For More Sex!!
in F.Y.I ♥, Important Stuff, My Rants
as Boner, Bruce Jenner, Kris Kardashian, Meet The Kardashians
Kris Kardashian
Ok, this psycho momma from the hit show “Meet The Kardashians” is so desperate to create a life for herself on the show, that she was willing to drug her own husband, Bruce Jenner, with organic penis pills.
Well, guess what? Her son, Rob, got the cup of coffee that was meant for Bruce and woke up from his nap with a boner from hell….
Did you also ever notice how she always seems to pose herself just so, pout her lips just so, as if she practiced it in front of a mirror a million times to “get it just right”?
Get a life, Kris! Maybe if you acted a little more sanely and a little more like a wife Bruce would naturally get a hard on and you wouldn’t have to drug him to get him to have sex with you.
Meow!!
Merry Christmas To Everyone Who Cares For Me This Holiday Season!
in All About Dawn, Dawn's Front Page Funnies..., Take 5 mins...watch funny clips
as ElfYourself.com, Go Fuck Yourselves!, Merry Christmas
The rest of you can go f**k yourselves….
Merry Christmas to all! I know next year is gonna be S W E E T!
The Duchess Of Kent Should Be Wearing A Tent…
in OH NO THEY DIN'T
as Duchess of Kent, royalty
Or at least hiding deeper in the water. Can you believe she went out in public like this?
I mean, ewww? I realize she’s Royalty and all, but….
Would you be caught dead like this?
I think not.
Is Amy Winehouse For Shizzle?
Would you ever go out looking like this?
Amy’s hairpiece looks like it has a mind of its own! And the makeup, what the fuck is that about? I’ll tall you what it is, it’s the look of a TWEAKER after being up for 5 days and trying your BEST to not look so sucked up…..
Well, you failed miserably, Amy.
Can you imagine what this picture will look like when she continues to insist on looking this way but she’s 80 years old?
Ickabod man…just ickabod….
Kim Kardashian Needs A New Line Of Work!
in But Seriously Folks..., My Rants
as Kim Kardashian, Queen of Shallowness, Sunburn, Twitter
Can you say T O O L?
Poor little Kim Kardashian…you’d think she’d take her looks (and skin!) more seriously since she insists on being nothing more than a pretty face, right?
Wrong…..and to top it all off, the Queen of Shallowness decided to take a photo of her ridiculous burn and share it with us via Twitter. And I quote: “PLEASE HELP ME! I am so sunburned! I fell asleep with huge glasses on yesterday! This tan line is not ok!!!”
What a freaking retard! “Oh, this tan line is not ok, but I want you all to see me like this anyway…please tell me I’m still pretty, won’t you, pleeeasssseee??”
GIVE ME AN EVER LOVING BREAK!!!!!
How many brain cells does it take to either stay awake while sunbathing or at least take the sunglasses off? Answer? Too many for Kim Kardashian, apparently. Isn’t that sad?
Don’t you just want to curl up into a little ball and cry for her?
N E X T!!!!!
Our Mission? To Prove Keanu Reeves Is Immortal.
in But Seriously Folks...
as 1847, french actor, Jean Paul Mounet, Keanu Reeves
And someone may just have.
This is (Jean) Paul Mounet, a french actor born October 1847 ….
Or is it? Look VERY closely at the painting on the left. It has not been doctored in any way. ( and if you don’t believe me, Google his name…you’ll see….) Look at the eyes, the mouth, the hairline and the hair itself. I have been lucky enough to have been in the presence of Keanu himself a number of times and I have to tell you, when I first saw this painting I thought someone had Photoshopped Keanu’s face onto this painting until I Googled it…
Supposedly, this man died in February of 1922, but no body was ever found to confirm his death. Now, click on this painting and watch the following YouTube clip…you really won’t believe it.
After living in LA for 15 years, I never bought into the many different “opinions” that people had about celebrities and their paths or hoaxes or any crap like that.
But this is a little hard to ignore. I’ve tried, but I just can’t stop thinking about it.
