Are You Freakin’ Kidding Me?
I just read an article in the New York Times that says Ryan Seacrest is getting $45 MILLION for season 9 of American Idol, which is now in the process of holding its auditions. (I belive there is one tomorrow, July 14th, 2009 in Denver.) And even though they break it down showing how this much is for his salary ($10 Million) , so much is for any show he does AFTER Idol, etc. ($15 Million), I still say that is WAY TOO MUCH! No offense Ryan, but unless you can squat down and shit gold bricks, you are not a $45 Million dollar paycheck. Oh and poor Paula…she’s asking for a raise from her “paltry” $2 Million paycheck. Christ on a bike, what the hell is that ass Simon Cowell making? Do you know what I could do with $2 Million? I could actually pay my bills!
You know what? If there is ANYONE out there who wants to give me my own show, I will take it. Send me to work sick ass jobs that nobody wants to do and give me $10 Thousand for every job I finish (ala New York Goes To Work on VH1), I will take it. If you want to stick me in a huge house and date 20 guys to find “the one”, I am down with that too! (ala Daisy Of Love Show on VH1). I’ll give you all the drama, all the bullshit and all the loud mouthedness you COULD ever handle. You would be my boss and I your biotch, mmmkay?
Tags: American Idol, Daisy Of Love Show, New York, New York Goes To Work, Paula Abdul, Ryan Seacrest, Simon Cowell, Vh1
July 18th, 2009 at 8:41 am
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July 18th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
no i read it for the posts too!
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July 21st, 2009 at 2:41 pm
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