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Does It Suck To Be Paul Karason, Or What?

Paul Karason....new Blue Man Dude....Heh Heh!Paul Karason is suffering from a condition called Angyria, which was caused by his intake of colloidal silver which collected in his skin tissue, thusly turning him blue.

He kind of looks like Santa Claus shortly after chewing the Willy Wonka gum that is a three-course dinner: tomato soup, roast beef and blueberry pie, ala Violet Beauregarde.

This also brings up many questions about having sex with a blue, um, schlong….am I right ladies? This would be one time when sex with your eyes closed is not only encouraged, but preferred and probably quite necessary…..

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2 Responses to “Does It Suck To Be Paul Karason, Or What?”

  1. Scopa Says:
    September 10th, 2009 at 5:01 pm

    LMAO !!!! It’s papa smurf !!! I can tell you I’d do smurfette with a blue vag….if that helps, but it sux to be this guy. Note to self, dont eat stuff you’re not supposed to.

  2. C~ Says:
    September 10th, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    Ohhhhhhhhhhh…in the dark…no offense, Dude, but…ohhh, boy.

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