A new format is coming to my blog! I won’t just be trashing celebrities on here anymore….

Everyone and everything is fair game now!!!

You all HAVE to listen to and enjoy the remake of “We Are The World” for the victims of the Haiti earthquake. It is such an awesome, awesome job, and this is coming from a girl that usually hates the remakes and always prefers the originals. But, not this time….

Among the voices in the 81-member choir were Pink, Lil Wayne, Kanye West, Nick Jonas, LL Cool J, Robin Thicke, Celine Dion, Akon, Rob Thomas, Wyclef, Jeff Bridges, Vince Vaughn, Barbra Streisand, Jordin Sparks, Good Charlotte’s Madden brothers, Tony Bennett, Josh Groban, Snoop Dogg, Justin Bieber, Jennifer Hudson, Keri Hilson, Jamie Foxx, Tyrese, Katharine McPhee, Sean Garrett, Will.I.Am, Carlos Santana, Melanie Fiona, Enrique Iglesias, Toni Braxton, Jason Mraz, Miley Cyrus, Busta Rhymes, Nicole Scherzinger, Nicole Richie, Usher, Julianne Hough, Raphael Saadiq, Zac Brown, India.Arie, “American Idol” judge Randy Jackson, Musiq Soulchild, Heart’s Ann and Nancy Wilson, Fonzworth Bentley, Kid Cudi, Iyaz, Bizzy Bone, Nipsey Hussle, the Beach Boys’ Brian Wilson and Al Jardine, Trey Songz, Faith Evans, Mya and Gladys Knight.

Click on the picture or click on this link WE ARE THE WORLD REMAKE  OFFICIAL VIDEO and have a good listen. This is the best version of this song, ever.

I mean you’re cute, I can totally see that, Dude….I’m not saying you don’t have potential to be gorgeous. However, that piggish honker has GOT TO GO. It is ALL YOU CAN SEE because it swallows the rest of your face! I’m only telling you what your fans want to say, but don’t have the balls to….and I’m not saying anything HOLLYWOOD hasn’t already said to you over and over in private, mmkay?

My advice? Get a nose job and get it now! Until then? Take the advice of a woman who has photographed many flawed celebrities….tip your face DOWN in photos and look over your nose. See images below for an example (although you haven’t given me much to work with….) ok, Taylor?

Poor Brittany Murphy.  She didn’t get the right medical treatment in time. Pneumonia can do that to you. Hell, walking pneumonia can be almost indetectable with hardly any symptoms. Anyway, to quote TMZ, “Brittany Murphy’s death was accidental, the L.A. County Coroner determined, TMZ reports.

According to the coroner’s findings, the 32-year-old died of community acquired pneumonia, iron deficiency anemia and multiple drug intoxication — which included prescription and over-the-counter drugs.

The report also indicated that her death was “preventable.” TMZ says that her pneumonia was “treatable,” but she wasn’t taken to the doctor in time.”

Such a terrible loss for Hollywood, but even moreso for Brittany.

RIP, girlfriend. ♥

Dudes, you’ve got to check out this clip from Carl the neighbor on Aqua Teen. You TOTALLY SUCK if you have no idea what I am talking about!

I ♥ Carl!

(The funniest part is….the voice is done by Dennis Franz of NYPD Blue fame. I have so much MORE respect for Sipowicz now…don’t you??)

UUGGGHHHHHH!!!

It’s photos like this that make the little people of the world feel SO much better about themselves.

It’s a shame when it all goes bad…..poor Pam…..

Kris Kardashian

Ok, this psycho momma from the hit show “Meet The Kardashians” is so desperate to create a life for herself on the show, that she was willing to drug her own husband, Bruce Jenner, with organic penis pills.

Well, guess what? Her son, Rob, got the cup of coffee that was meant for Bruce and woke up from his nap with a boner from hell….

Did you also ever notice how she always seems to pose herself just so, pout her lips just so, as if she practiced it in front of a mirror a million times to “get it just right”?

Get a life, Kris! Maybe if you acted a little more sanely and a little more like a wife Bruce would naturally get a hard on and you wouldn’t have to drug him to get him to have sex with you.

Meow!!

The rest of you can go f**k yourselves….

Merry Christmas to all! I know next year is gonna be S W E E T!

Or at least hiding deeper in the water. Can you believe she went out in public like this?

I mean, ewww? I realize she’s Royalty and all, but….

Would you be caught dead like this?

I think not.

Would you ever go out looking like this?

Amy’s hairpiece looks like it has a mind of its own! And the makeup, what the fuck is that about? I’ll tall you what it is, it’s the look of a TWEAKER after being up for 5 days and trying your BEST to not look so sucked up…..

Well, you failed miserably, Amy.

Can you imagine what this picture will look like when she continues to insist on looking this way but she’s 80 years old?

Ickabod man…just ickabod….