Posts by dawndonline:
Coming Soon!
in → The Velvet Rope, But Seriously Folks..., F.Y.I ♥, Important Stuff
as Coming Soon, Dawn D'Ordine, New Dawn
A new format is coming to my blog! I won’t just be trashing celebrities on here anymore….
Everyone and everything is fair game now!!!
Such A Beautiful Remake Of We Are The World!
in But Seriously Folks..., Important Stuff, My Raves
as ann wilson, bizzy bone, celine dion, enrique iglesias, heart, jamie foxx, jennifer hudson, josh groban, julianne hough, Kanye West, lil wayne, ll cool j, madden brothers, miley cyrus, nancy wilson, nick jonas, pink, snoop dogg, toni braxton, tony bennett, We are the world remake
You all HAVE to listen to and enjoy the remake of “We Are The World” for the victims of the Haiti earthquake. It is such an awesome, awesome job, and this is coming from a girl that usually hates the remakes and always prefers the originals. But, not this time…. Among the voices in the [...]
Taylor Lautner Get A Nose Job, PLEASE!
in But Seriously Folks..., My Rants
as Hollywood, nose job, Taylor Lautner, Team Lautner, Twilight
I mean you’re cute, I can totally see that, Dude….I’m not saying you don’t have potential to be gorgeous. However, that piggish honker has GOT TO GO. It is ALL YOU CAN SEE because it swallows the rest of your face! I’m only telling you what your fans want to say, but don’t have the balls to….and [...]
Brittany Murphy’s Death Ruled Accidental And Preventable.
in But Seriously Folks..., In Memoriam
as Brittany Murphy, Pneumonia, TMZ
Poor Brittany Murphy. She didn’t get the right medical treatment in time. Pneumonia can do that to you. Hell, walking pneumonia can be almost indetectable with hardly any symptoms. Anyway, to quote TMZ, “Brittany Murphy’s death was accidental, the L.A. County Coroner determined, TMZ reports. According to the coroner’s findings, the 32-year-old died of community [...]
I ♥ Carl From Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!
in Take 5 mins...watch funny clips
as Adult Swim, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Carl Neighbor On Aqua Teen, Dennis Franz, NYPD Blue, Sipowicz
Dudes, you’ve got to check out this clip from Carl the neighbor on Aqua Teen. You TOTALLY SUCK if you have no idea what I am talking about! I ♥ Carl! (The funniest part is….the voice is done by Dennis Franz of NYPD Blue fame. I have so much MORE respect for Sipowicz now…don’t you??)
Pamela Anderson Walks Among The Rest Of Us Now!
UUGGGHHHHHH!!! It’s photos like this that make the little people of the world feel SO much better about themselves. It’s a shame when it all goes bad…..poor Pam…..
Kris Kardashian Drugs Her Man In A Need For More Sex!!
in F.Y.I ♥, Important Stuff, My Rants
as Boner, Bruce Jenner, Kris Kardashian, Meet The Kardashians
Ok, this psycho momma from the hit show “Meet The Kardashians” is so desperate to create a life for herself on the show, that she was willing to drug her own husband, Bruce Jenner, with organic penis pills. Well, guess what? Her son, Rob, got the cup of coffee that was meant for Bruce and woke up [...]
Merry Christmas To Everyone Who Cares For Me This Holiday Season!
in All About Dawn, Dawn's Front Page Funnies..., Take 5 mins...watch funny clips
as ElfYourself.com, Go Fuck Yourselves!, Merry Christmas
The rest of you can go f**k yourselves…. Merry Christmas to all! I know next year is gonna be S W E E T!
The Duchess Of Kent Should Be Wearing A Tent…
Or at least hiding deeper in the water. Can you believe she went out in public like this? I mean, ewww? I realize she’s Royalty and all, but…. Would you be caught dead like this? I think not.
Is Amy Winehouse For Shizzle?
Would you ever go out looking like this? Amy’s hairpiece looks like it has a mind of its own! And the makeup, what the fuck is that about? I’ll tall you what it is, it’s the look of a TWEAKER after being up for 5 days and trying your BEST to not look so sucked up….. [...]