A new format is coming to my blog! I won’t just be trashing celebrities on here anymore….

Everyone and everything is fair game now!!!

You all HAVE to listen to and enjoy the remake of “We Are The World” for the victims of the Haiti earthquake. It is such an awesome, awesome job, and this is coming from a girl that usually hates the remakes and always prefers the originals. But, not this time….

Among the voices in the 81-member choir were Pink, Lil Wayne, Kanye West, Nick Jonas, LL Cool J, Robin Thicke, Celine Dion, Akon, Rob Thomas, Wyclef, Jeff Bridges, Vince Vaughn, Barbra Streisand, Jordin Sparks, Good Charlotte’s Madden brothers, Tony Bennett, Josh Groban, Snoop Dogg, Justin Bieber, Jennifer Hudson, Keri Hilson, Jamie Foxx, Tyrese, Katharine McPhee, Sean Garrett, Will.I.Am, Carlos Santana, Melanie Fiona, Enrique Iglesias, Toni Braxton, Jason Mraz, Miley Cyrus, Busta Rhymes, Nicole Scherzinger, Nicole Richie, Usher, Julianne Hough, Raphael Saadiq, Zac Brown, India.Arie, “American Idol” judge Randy Jackson, Musiq Soulchild, Heart’s Ann and Nancy Wilson, Fonzworth Bentley, Kid Cudi, Iyaz, Bizzy Bone, Nipsey Hussle, the Beach Boys’ Brian Wilson and Al Jardine, Trey Songz, Faith Evans, Mya and Gladys Knight.

Click on the picture or click on this link WE ARE THE WORLD REMAKE  OFFICIAL VIDEO and have a good listen. This is the best version of this song, ever.

I mean you’re cute, I can totally see that, Dude….I’m not saying you don’t have potential to be gorgeous. However, that piggish honker has GOT TO GO. It is ALL YOU CAN SEE because it swallows the rest of your face! I’m only telling you what your fans want to say, but don’t have the balls to….and I’m not saying anything HOLLYWOOD hasn’t already said to you over and over in private, mmkay?

My advice? Get a nose job and get it now! Until then? Take the advice of a woman who has photographed many flawed celebrities….tip your face DOWN in photos and look over your nose. See images below for an example (although you haven’t given me much to work with….) ok, Taylor?

Poor Brittany Murphy.  She didn’t get the right medical treatment in time. Pneumonia can do that to you. Hell, walking pneumonia can be almost indetectable with hardly any symptoms. Anyway, to quote TMZ, “Brittany Murphy’s death was accidental, the L.A. County Coroner determined, TMZ reports.

According to the coroner’s findings, the 32-year-old died of community acquired pneumonia, iron deficiency anemia and multiple drug intoxication — which included prescription and over-the-counter drugs.

The report also indicated that her death was “preventable.” TMZ says that her pneumonia was “treatable,” but she wasn’t taken to the doctor in time.”

Such a terrible loss for Hollywood, but even moreso for Brittany.

RIP, girlfriend. ♥

Can you say T O O L?

Poor little Kim Kardashian…you’d think she’d take her looks (and skin!) more seriously since she insists on being nothing more than a pretty face, right?

Wrong…..and to top it all off, the Queen of Shallowness decided to take a photo of her ridiculous burn and share it with us via Twitter. And I quote: “PLEASE HELP ME! I am so sunburned! I fell asleep with huge glasses on yesterday! This tan line is not ok!!!”

What a freaking retard! “Oh, this tan line is not ok, but I want you all to see me like this anyway…please tell me I’m still pretty, won’t you, pleeeasssseee??”

GIVE ME AN EVER LOVING BREAK!!!!!

How many brain cells does it take to either stay awake while sunbathing or at least take the sunglasses off? Answer? Too many for Kim Kardashian, apparently. Isn’t that sad?

Don’t you just want to curl up into a little ball and cry for her?

N E X T!!!!!

And someone may just have.

This is (Jean) Paul Mounet, a french actor born October 1847 ….

Or is it? Look VERY closely at the painting on the left. It has not been doctored in any way. ( and if you don’t believe me, Google his name…you’ll see….) Look at the eyes, the mouth, the hairline and the hair itself. I have been lucky enough to have been in the presence of Keanu himself a number of times and I have to tell you, when I first saw this painting I thought someone had Photoshopped Keanu’s face onto this painting until I Googled it…

Supposedly, this man died in February of 1922, but no body was ever found to confirm his death. Now, click on this painting and watch the following YouTube clip…you really won’t believe it. 

After living in LA for 15 years, I never bought into the many different “opinions” that people had about celebrities and their paths or hoaxes or any crap like that.

But this is a little hard to ignore. I’ve tried, but I just can’t stop thinking about it.

OMG, Not my Lakers....Nooooooo!!

Is there no God? I cannot believe that Lamar Odom, being able to have any woman he wants, would choose to go with a Kardashian!

And it seems to me that all these Kardashian girls are after only one thing….MORE MONEY. Why else do they chase after major athletes? (Well, except for Kourtney, who prefers to outshine  that toad she’s with…what’s his name? Sean, Scott, Ass….something like that….?)

If my Lakers go down in flames, I am blaming the new Yoko Ono in town….KHLOE KARDASHIAN!!!

Sho ’nuff…..

GO BACK TO MIAMI, KHLOE!!!! Leave my Lakers alone!!!!!

Did y’all see this last night? WTF? Taylor Swift gets up to give her acceptance speech for Best Video of the Year last night on Mtv’s Video Music Awards Show and Kanye West gets up, grabs the mic from her and says “Taylor, I’m really happy for you, and I’m gonna let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!”

Again, WTF?? This seems to be Kanye’s M.O….he doesn’t get what he wants so he throws a fit, and since his mother’s death, his behavior has gotten worse. Look Kanye, I know your mother’s death hit you very hard, but that doesn’t give you the right to ruin someone else’s big moment. GROW THE FUCK UP, DUDE. You aren’t the only parentless person on this planet, so stop acting like an immature child already….IT’S GETTING OLD. Hell, even Beyonce looked embarassed by your outburst….

And one more thing, Kanye….quit acting like this world owes you something, because it doesn’t. Having a big chip on your shoulder only makes you look sad and pathetic. Go find yourself a decent psychiatrist and call us when you have had the Chippus Removicus procedure done, mmmmkkkkaayyy???

Let’s see him post about THIS on his blog….

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Sure, Megan Fox is beautiful….I’d be lying if I said she wasn’t. But Jesus Christ, this girl is a freakin’ bitch!

What has she been in? Transformers and an episode of 2 1/2 Men (which wasn’t one of her best, what with the baby fat in her face and all that…)

As far as I can see, this girl has no damn good reason to act like a bitch and really has no reason to behave in her interviews like she’s some kind of Hollywood goddess brat…give me a break, little girl!

Act like a lady and try and remember that being beautiful may be fun and gets us beautiful ones a lot of perks, but if that’s all you are, it’ll be Megan Who next year, know what I mean? GET A PERSONALITY AND GROW THE FUCK UP ALREADY.

And maybe while you’re at it you shouldput on some gloves and hide that club thumb of yours….it totally DISTRACTS from your beauty, my dear. If I were you, I’d hide it….or get a thumb prosthesis….YUCK!!!

So we are supposed to believe that while Chris Brown DOESN’T REMEMBER HITTING RIHANNA, he’s accepting full responsibility for doing so?

SHENANIGANS!!!

Doesn’t Chris know that it’s a sin to lie to Larry King?

I hate people that lie. I hate cowards too, and Chris Brown is both of those things.