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	<title>Dawn D&#039;Online &#187; But Seriously Folks&#8230;</title>
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		<title>Such A Beautiful Remake Of We Are The World!</title>
		<link>http://dawndonline.com/2010/02/such-a-beautiful-remake-of-we-are-the-world/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 22:22:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You all HAVE to listen to and enjoy the remake of &#8220;We Are The World&#8221; for the victims of the Haiti earthquake. It is such an awesome, awesome job, and this is coming from a girl that usually hates the remakes and always prefers the originals. But, not this time&#8230;.
Among the voices in the 81-member [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Taylor Lautner Get A Nose Job, PLEASE!</title>
		<link>http://dawndonline.com/2010/02/taylor-lautner-get-a-nose-job-please/</link>
		<comments>http://dawndonline.com/2010/02/taylor-lautner-get-a-nose-job-please/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 21:17:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dawndonline</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Hollywood]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nose job]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dawndonline.com/?p=1419</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I mean you&#8217;re cute, I can totally see that, Dude&#8230;.I&#8217;m not saying you don&#8217;t have potential to be gorgeous. However, that piggish honker has GOT TO GO. It is ALL YOU CAN SEE because it swallows the rest of your face! I&#8217;m only telling you what your fans want to say, but don&#8217;t have the balls to&#8230;.and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brittany Murphy&#8217;s Death Ruled Accidental And Preventable.</title>
		<link>http://dawndonline.com/2010/02/brittany-murphys-death-ruled-accidental-and-preventable/</link>
		<comments>http://dawndonline.com/2010/02/brittany-murphys-death-ruled-accidental-and-preventable/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 22:21:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dawndonline</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[In Memoriam]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Poor Brittany Murphy.  She didn&#8217;t get the right medical treatment in time. Pneumonia can do that to you. Hell, walking pneumonia can be almost indetectable with hardly any symptoms. Anyway, to quote TMZ, &#8220;Brittany Murphy&#8217;s death was accidental, the L.A. County Coroner determined, TMZ reports.
According to the coroner&#8217;s findings, the 32-year-old died of community acquired [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kim Kardashian Needs A New Line Of Work!</title>
		<link>http://dawndonline.com/2009/11/kim-kardashian-needs-a-new-line-of-work/</link>
		<comments>http://dawndonline.com/2009/11/kim-kardashian-needs-a-new-line-of-work/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:16:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dawndonline</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[My Rants]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Queen of Shallowness]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Poor little Kim Kardashian&#8230;you&#8217;d think she&#8217;d take her looks (and skin!) more seriously since she insists on being nothing more than a pretty face, right?
Wrong&#8230;..and to top it all off, the Queen of Shallowness decided to take a photo of her ridiculous burn and share it with us via Twitter. And I quote: &#8220;PLEASE HELP ME! I am [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Our Mission? To Prove Keanu Reeves Is Immortal.</title>
		<link>http://dawndonline.com/2009/10/our-mission-to-prove-keanu-reeves-is-immortal/</link>
		<comments>http://dawndonline.com/2009/10/our-mission-to-prove-keanu-reeves-is-immortal/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 01:20:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dawndonline</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And someone may just have.
This is (Jean) Paul Mounet, a french actor born October 1847 &#8230;.
Or is it? Look VERY closely at the painting on the left. It has not been doctored in any way. ( and if you don&#8217;t believe me, Google his name&#8230;you&#8217;ll see&#8230;.) Look at the eyes, the mouth, the hairline and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Will Khloe Kardashian Curse The L.A. Lakers?</title>
		<link>http://dawndonline.com/2009/09/will-khloe-kardashian-curse-the-l-a-lakers/</link>
		<comments>http://dawndonline.com/2009/09/will-khloe-kardashian-curse-the-l-a-lakers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 20:04:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dawndonline</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is there no God? I cannot believe that Lamar Odom, being able to have any woman he wants, would choose to go with a Kardashian!
And it seems to me that all these Kardashian girls are after only one thing&#8230;.MORE MONEY. Why else do they chase after major athletes? (Well, except for Kourtney, who prefers to outshine  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kanye West Shows How Pathetic He Really Is&#8230;Again</title>
		<link>http://dawndonline.com/2009/09/kanye-west-shows-how-pathetic-he-really-is-again/</link>
		<comments>http://dawndonline.com/2009/09/kanye-west-shows-how-pathetic-he-really-is-again/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 17:33:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dawndonline</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[But Seriously Folks...]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Best Video Of The Year]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Beyonce Knowles]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dawndonline.com/?p=1243</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Did y&#8217;all see this last night? WTF? Taylor Swift gets up to give her acceptance speech for Best Video of the Year last night on Mtv&#8217;s Video Music Awards Show and Kanye West gets up, grabs the mic from her and says &#8220;Taylor, I&#8217;m really happy for you, and I&#8217;m gonna let you finish, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Megan Fox Has An Ego, Why????</title>
		<link>http://dawndonline.com/2009/09/megan-fox-has-an-ego-why/</link>
		<comments>http://dawndonline.com/2009/09/megan-fox-has-an-ego-why/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:37:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dawndonline</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[But Seriously Folks...]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2 1/2 Men]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dawndonline.com/?p=1222</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sure, Megan Fox is beautiful&#8230;.I&#8217;d be lying if I said she wasn&#8217;t. But Jesus Christ, this girl is a freakin&#8217; bitch!
What has she been in? Transformers and an episode of 2 1/2 Men (which wasn&#8217;t one of her best, what with the baby fat in her face and all that&#8230;)
As far as I can see, this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chris Brown Lies Like A Rug On CNN&#8217;s Larry King Live</title>
		<link>http://dawndonline.com/2009/08/chris-brown-lies-like-a-rug-on-cnns-larry-king-live/</link>
		<comments>http://dawndonline.com/2009/08/chris-brown-lies-like-a-rug-on-cnns-larry-king-live/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 18:54:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dawndonline</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So we are supposed to believe that while Chris Brown DOESN&#8217;T REMEMBER HITTING RIHANNA, he&#8217;s accepting full responsibility for doing so?
SHENANIGANS!!!
Doesn&#8217;t Chris know that it&#8217;s a sin to lie to Larry King?
I hate people that lie. I hate cowards too, and Chris Brown is both of those things.
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		<title>Thought You&#8217;d Like To Read This!</title>
		<link>http://dawndonline.com/2009/06/thought-youd-like-to-read-this/</link>
		<comments>http://dawndonline.com/2009/06/thought-youd-like-to-read-this/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 02:41:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dawndonline</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow&#8230;the headlines for Michael Jackson just keep getting better and better&#8230;. (please note the sarcasm). I thought I would post some of the stories that are hitting the stands. Enjoy!!
 
Doctor tried to find working phone for 30 minutes while Michael Jackson was dying, lawyer says.

Thank you, Daily News!
 
This story&#8217;s headline:
Michael Jackson&#8217;s son Prince watched in [...]]]></description>
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