Dawn D'Online

The rest of you can go f**k yourselves….

Merry Christmas to all! I know next year is gonna be S W E E T!

Look at me, I'm a CARTOON!

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Kisses!   ♥ ♥

Yeah, it took me awhile to figure out which one was Khloe too….

I jest….

That joke was just too damn easy.

Paul Karason is suffering from a condition called Angyria, which was caused by his intake of colloidal silver which collected in his skin tissue, thusly turning him blue.

He kind of looks like Santa Claus shortly after chewing the Willy Wonka gum that is a three-course dinner: tomato soup, roast beef and blueberry pie, ala Violet Beauregarde.

This also brings up many questions about having sex with a blue, um, schlong….am I right ladies? This would be one time when sex with your eyes closed is not only encouraged, but preferred and probably quite necessary…..

Is Buddy Lee?

He doesn’t even have to ask for it anymore.

And as you can see, he is getting quite a view….I wonder how long he was mesmerized by this, uh, spectacle….

So many men wish they had this kind of power! You go, Jack!

Thank you, Bradley Meinz/Heeb magazine

You know, I don’t care what anyone says. I love Roseanne Barr! You can’t accuse of her of being a stale comedienne….everytime she comes up with something it’s new and edgy! That woman LOVES to get under peoples’ skin! 

This is the first time we have seen this fabulous comedienne since her self-imposed exile. And being true to Roseanne Barr, picked a very apt and very “Roseanne” way to make a comeback!

The funniest part of it all? Roseanne Barr herself,  is Jewish.

You go, Girl!!!

Thank you, FlyNet!

What in the world? Is this the ugliest set of arms you have ever seen? Christ on a bike…can’t she see her own arms when she looks in the mirror? You can’t even call them “Man arms!” This is disgusting! I would be covering those gnarled tree branches if I were her!

My advice, Madonna? Lay off of the yoga just a smidge…and eat something, girlfriend…like a cupcake, or a donut….something….

Apparently, the guy admitted to smoking weed. Want the FULL STORY?

Why LeBron, why did you have to go and make me like you? Ok, not like….I just don’t dislike you as much…maybe.

Some of these arrests you heard about, some of these you may not have and many you may not care about at all…LOL!

Are you thinking…”Who cares about those dumbasses? I have my OWN legal problems!!!”?

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