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Merry Christmas To Everyone Who Cares For Me This Holiday Season!

Posted by dawndonline on Dec 12, 2009 with 1 Comment
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The rest of you can go f**k yourselves….

Merry Christmas to all! I know next year is gonna be S W E E T!

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Girls DO Just Wanna Have Fun!

Posted by dawndonline on Oct 15, 2009 with No Comments
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Damn, I look G O O D!!

Look at me, I'm a CARTOON!

Thank you for reading my blog!! Please, please, PLEASE click on my Google ads…it won’t cost you anything, I promise!!   ——>

 

Kisses!   ♥ ♥

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Will The REAL Khloe Kardashian PLEASE Stand Up?

Posted by dawndonline on Sep 15, 2009 with No Comments
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Yeah, it took me awhile to figure out which one was Khloe too….
I jest….
That joke was just too damn easy.

Does It Suck To Be Paul Karason, Or What?

Posted by dawndonline on Sep 10, 2009 with 2 Comments
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Paul Karason is suffering from a condition called Angyria, which was caused by his intake of colloidal silver which collected in his skin tissue, thusly turning him blue.
He kind of looks like Santa Claus shortly after chewing the Willy Wonka gum that is a three-course dinner: tomato soup, roast beef and blueberry pie, ala Violet Beauregarde.
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Where In The World…

Posted by dawndonline on Aug 12, 2009 with No Comments
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Is Buddy Lee?

I’ve Gotta Hand It To Jack Nicholson…

Posted by dawndonline on Aug 12, 2009 with No Comments
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He doesn’t even have to ask for it anymore.
And as you can see, he is getting quite a view….I wonder how long he was mesmerized by this, uh, spectacle….
So many men wish they had this kind of power! You go, Jack!

Roseanne Barr Equals Hitler?

Posted by dawndonline on Jul 31, 2009 with 3 Comments
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You know, I don’t care what anyone says. I love Roseanne Barr! You can’t accuse of her of being a stale comedienne….everytime she comes up with something it’s new and edgy! That woman LOVES to get under peoples’ skin! 
This is the first time we have seen this fabulous comedienne since her self-imposed exile. And being true [...]

Madonna And The Ugly Arm Syndrome

Posted by dawndonline on Jul 27, 2009 with 3 Comments
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What in the world? Is this the ugliest set of arms you have ever seen? Christ on a bike…can’t she see her own arms when she looks in the mirror? You can’t even call them “Man arms!” This is disgusting! I would be covering those gnarled tree branches if I were her!
My advice, Madonna? Lay off [...]

I Thought It Was Safe To Hate LeBron?

Posted by dawndonline on Jul 24, 2009 with No Comments
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Apparently, the guy admitted to smoking weed. Want the FULL STORY?
Why LeBron, why did you have to go and make me like you? Ok, not like….I just don’t dislike you as much…maybe.

The Recently Busted

Posted by dawndonline on Jul 7, 2009 with No Comments
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Some of these arrests you heard about, some of these you may not have and many you may not care about at all…LOL!
 

Are you thinking…”Who cares about those dumbasses? I have my OWN legal problems!!!”?
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