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	<title>Dawn D&#039;Online &#187; Dawn&#8217;s Front Page Funnies&#8230;</title>
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	<description>Smart, Sexy, Opinionated. No Apologies.</description>
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		<title>Merry Christmas To Everyone Who Cares For Me This Holiday Season!</title>
		<link>http://dawndonline.com/2009/12/merry-christmas-to-everyone-who-cares-for-me-this-holiday-season/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 05:06:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dawndonline</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[All About Dawn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dawn's Front Page Funnies...]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Take 5 mins...watch funny clips]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ElfYourself.com]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Go Fuck Yourselves!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Merry Christmas]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The rest of you can go f**k yourselves&#8230;.
Merry Christmas to all! I know next year is gonna be S W E E T!


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		<title>Girls DO Just Wanna Have Fun!</title>
		<link>http://dawndonline.com/2009/10/girls-do-just-wanna-have-fun/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 17:19:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dawndonline</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[All About Dawn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dawn's Front Page Funnies...]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cartoon Dawn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dawn D'Ordine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Google ads]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[http://home.mywebface.com/]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Thank you for reading my blog!! Please, please, PLEASE click on my Google ads&#8230;it won&#8217;t cost you anything, I promise!!   &#8212;&#8212;&#62;
 
Kisses!   ♥ ♥
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		<title>Will The REAL Khloe Kardashian PLEASE Stand Up?</title>
		<link>http://dawndonline.com/2009/09/will-the-real-khloe-kardashian-please-stand-up/</link>
		<comments>http://dawndonline.com/2009/09/will-the-real-khloe-kardashian-please-stand-up/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 22:56:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dawndonline</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dawn's Front Page Funnies...]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dash]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Khloe after dark]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[khloe kardashian]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[trannies]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
Yeah, it took me awhile to figure out which one was Khloe too&#8230;.
I jest&#8230;.
That joke was just too damn easy.
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		<title>Does It Suck To Be Paul Karason, Or What?</title>
		<link>http://dawndonline.com/2009/09/does-it-suck-to-be-paul-karason-or-what/</link>
		<comments>http://dawndonline.com/2009/09/does-it-suck-to-be-paul-karason-or-what/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 23:42:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dawndonline</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dawn's Front Page Funnies...]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Angyria]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Blue Man]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Colloidal Silver]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Paul Karason]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Violet Beauregarde]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Willy Wonka]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Paul Karason is suffering from a condition called Angyria, which was caused by his intake of colloidal silver which collected in his skin tissue, thusly turning him blue.
He kind of looks like Santa Claus shortly after chewing the Willy Wonka gum that is a three-course dinner: tomato soup, roast beef and blueberry pie, ala Violet Beauregarde.
This [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Where In The World&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://dawndonline.com/2009/08/where-in-the-world/</link>
		<comments>http://dawndonline.com/2009/08/where-in-the-world/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 21:06:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dawndonline</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dawn's Front Page Funnies...]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Buddy Lee]]></category>

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Is Buddy Lee?
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		<title>I&#8217;ve Gotta Hand It To Jack Nicholson&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://dawndonline.com/2009/08/ive-gotta-hand-it-to-jack-nicholson/</link>
		<comments>http://dawndonline.com/2009/08/ive-gotta-hand-it-to-jack-nicholson/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 20:55:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dawndonline</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dawn's Front Page Funnies...]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jack nicholson]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[He doesn&#8217;t even have to ask for it anymore.
And as you can see, he is getting quite a view&#8230;.I wonder how long he was mesmerized by this, uh, spectacle&#8230;.
So many men wish they had this kind of power! You go, Jack!  
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		<title>Roseanne Barr Equals Hitler?</title>
		<link>http://dawndonline.com/2009/07/roseanne-barr-equals-hitler/</link>
		<comments>http://dawndonline.com/2009/07/roseanne-barr-equals-hitler/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 18:22:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dawndonline</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dawn's Front Page Funnies...]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Adolf Hitler]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Comedienne]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jewish]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Roseanne Barr]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dawndonline.com/?p=1185</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You know, I don&#8217;t care what anyone says. I love Roseanne Barr! You can&#8217;t accuse of her of being a stale comedienne&#8230;.everytime she comes up with something it&#8217;s new and edgy! That woman LOVES to get under peoples&#8217; skin! 
This is the first time we have seen this fabulous comedienne since her self-imposed exile. And being true [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Madonna And The Ugly Arm Syndrome</title>
		<link>http://dawndonline.com/2009/07/madonna-and-the-ugly-arm-syndrome/</link>
		<comments>http://dawndonline.com/2009/07/madonna-and-the-ugly-arm-syndrome/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 21:02:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dawndonline</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dawn's Front Page Funnies...]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Arms]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[flynet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Madonna]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Yoga]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[What in the world? Is this the ugliest set of arms you have ever seen? Christ on a bike&#8230;can&#8217;t she see her own arms when she looks in the mirror? You can&#8217;t even call them &#8220;Man arms!&#8221; This is disgusting! I would be covering those gnarled tree branches if I were her!
My advice, Madonna? Lay off [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Thought It Was Safe To Hate LeBron?</title>
		<link>http://dawndonline.com/2009/07/i-thought-it-was-safe-to-hate-lebron/</link>
		<comments>http://dawndonline.com/2009/07/i-thought-it-was-safe-to-hate-lebron/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 19:21:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dawndonline</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dawn's Front Page Funnies...]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dawnonsports.com]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[LeBron James]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[weed]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dawndonline.com/?p=1155</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Apparently, the guy admitted to smoking weed. Want the FULL STORY?
Why LeBron, why did you have to go and make me like you? Ok, not like&#8230;.I just don&#8217;t dislike you as much&#8230;maybe.
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		<title>The Recently Busted</title>
		<link>http://dawndonline.com/2009/07/the-recently-busted/</link>
		<comments>http://dawndonline.com/2009/07/the-recently-busted/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 18:28:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dawndonline</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dawn's Front Page Funnies...]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Celebrity Arrests]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Celebrity mugshots]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Charles Barkley]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dane Cook brother]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Darryl McCauley]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[domestic violence]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gary Coleman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Heather Locklear]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Joyce DeWitt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sam Shephard]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shannon Price]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Some of these arrests you heard about, some of these you may not have and many you may not care about at all&#8230;LOL!
 


Are you thinking&#8230;&#8221;Who cares about those dumbasses? I have my OWN legal problems!!!&#8221;?
If so, click on the link below!

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