Dawn D'Online

Ok, so my sister sends me a package the other day with the usual trinkets from home, candy (naturally…my sister loves me!) and this picture from the Los Angeles Times with no note or explanation…

My sister then politely tells me that it isn’t Grace Slick and Tyne Daly….it is Grace Slick and China Kantner, Grace’s daughter with fellow Jefferson Starship member and guitarist Paul Kantner. (Remember China was an Mtv vee-jay in the mid to late 80′s?)

Well, spank my ass and call me Sally…

Celebrity Plastic Surgery Gone So Horribly, Terribly WRONG!

Can I get a what the hell? I can tell you this, if I came out of plastic surgery looking like any of these celebs, I would sue the grime off the ass of the doctor who did this to me, then I would probably retreat into my own private shame for making the decision to do it in the first place!

I hope these images will not give you nightmares tonight…LMAO!!! 

Aka, “Air Brushers That Go Too Far”…

I just had to share this with you all…it’s just too damn funny not to. I have to believe this is an airbrushing “don’t” and not Ryan Reynolds’ tiny little secret! I cannot believe the editors and creative Hoo Ha’s over there at Entertainment Weekly let this go out.

This reminds me of an episode from the show “The King of Queens” when Deacon and his wife Kelly give Doug and Carrie a horrendously ugly painting of the two of them…and Carrie had that little shrunken arm? (Love that show, btw…it’s in syndication, so you can find it on TBS, natch!)

Many thanks to JustJared for the printing of this photo in the first place.

Check out the view from the front door of my hotel in London. I am truly blessed to have fans like you. Love you guys! - Britney Spears

Ummmm, Britney? Those people are here for ME…!! Ding dang yo, Woman!