Taylor Lautner Get A Nose Job, PLEASE!
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as Hollywood, nose job, Taylor Lautner, Team Lautner, Twilight
I mean you’re cute, I can totally see that, Dude….I’m not saying you don’t have potential to be gorgeous. However, that piggish honker has GOT TO GO. It is ALL YOU CAN SEE because it swallows the rest of your face! I’m only telling you what your fans want to say, but don’t have the balls to….and I’m not saying anything HOLLYWOOD hasn’t already said to you over and over in private, mmkay?
My advice? Get a nose job and get it now! Until then? Take the advice of a woman who has photographed many flawed celebrities….tip your face DOWN in photos and look over your nose. See images below for an example (although you haven’t given me much to work with….) ok, Taylor?
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- This look is baaaddd…
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- This looks so much better….
Kris Kardashian Drugs Her Man In A Need For More Sex!!
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as Boner, Bruce Jenner, Kris Kardashian, Meet The Kardashians
Kris Kardashian
Ok, this psycho momma from the hit show “Meet The Kardashians” is so desperate to create a life for herself on the show, that she was willing to drug her own husband, Bruce Jenner, with organic penis pills.
Well, guess what? Her son, Rob, got the cup of coffee that was meant for Bruce and woke up from his nap with a boner from hell….
Did you also ever notice how she always seems to pose herself just so, pout her lips just so, as if she practiced it in front of a mirror a million times to “get it just right”?
Get a life, Kris! Maybe if you acted a little more sanely and a little more like a wife Bruce would naturally get a hard on and you wouldn’t have to drug him to get him to have sex with you.
Meow!!
Kim Kardashian Needs A New Line Of Work!
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as Kim Kardashian, Queen of Shallowness, Sunburn, Twitter
Poor little Kim Kardashian…you’d think she’d take her looks (and skin!) more seriously since she insists on being nothing more than a pretty face, right? Wrong…..and to top it all off, the Queen of Shallowness decided to take a photo of her ridiculous burn and share it with us via Twitter. And I quote: “PLEASE HELP ME! I [...]
Kanye West Shows How Pathetic He Really Is…Again
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as Best Video Of The Year, Beyonce Knowles, Kanye West, Mtv, Taylor Swift, VMA's
Did y’all see this last night? WTF? Taylor Swift gets up to give her acceptance speech for Best Video of the Year last night on Mtv’s Video Music Awards Show and Kanye West gets up, grabs the mic from her and says “Taylor, I’m really happy for you, and I’m gonna let you finish, but [...]
Re:Daisy of Love Show on VH1
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as Daisy De La Hoya, Daisy of Love, Daisy of Love Show on VH1, Daisy Show, Headbanger's Ball, New York, Riki Rachtman, the dude, Vh1, VH1 Show
The Daisy Of Love Show on VH1 I have to say something about this… It is SO FREAKIN’ OBVIOUS that Riki Rachtman is in love with Daisy on the Daisy of Love Show on VH1 (SEEN HERE) that quite frankly, I’m not sure why I even watch it anymore. If she can’t see that Riki [...]
The Freakin’ Detroit Red Wings…
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as Detroit, Detroit Red Wings, Great One, Malkin, Marion Hossa, Pittsburgh Penguins, Red Wings, Sidney Crosby, Stanley Cup, Wings
The Red Wings didn’t bring it last night….in fact, I didn’t even feel like I was watching Game 7, the LAST game of the SEASON. I thought for sure Detroit had it in the bag. But to lose to Pittsburgh who just BARELY made it into the playoffs in the first place? HELL NO!!! *Sigh* Ok, [...]
My Current List of Peeves
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as 101 Freeway, Barry, Barry Melrose, Bryant, cool blog, Dawn D'Ordine, Dawn's List of Peeves, Dwight, Dwight Howard, Dwight Howard's ears, funny blog, Howard, Kobe, Kobe Bryant, Los Angeles, Melrose, Nose Pickers, orlando magic, personal life, Stupid people, top Blog
This list is in no particular order as these things bother me on a regular basis! If one more person says something derogatory to me about Kobe Bryant I will scream. My love for Kobe is a love for his basketball skills and has nothing to do with his personal life. But if you want [...]