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		<title>Taylor Lautner Get A Nose Job, PLEASE!</title>
		<link>http://dawndonline.com/2010/02/taylor-lautner-get-a-nose-job-please/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 21:17:15 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[But Seriously Folks...]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[nose job]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I mean you&#8217;re cute, I can totally see that, Dude&#8230;.I&#8217;m not saying you don&#8217;t have potential to be gorgeous. However, that piggish honker has GOT TO GO. It is ALL YOU CAN SEE because it swallows the rest of your face! I&#8217;m only telling you what your fans want to say, but don&#8217;t have the balls to&#8230;.and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kris Kardashian Drugs Her Man In A Need For More Sex!!</title>
		<link>http://dawndonline.com/2009/12/kris-kardashian-drugs-her-man-in-a-need-for-more-sex/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 21:43:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dawndonline</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, this psycho momma from the hit show &#8220;Meet The Kardashians&#8221; is so desperate to create a life for herself on the show, that she was willing to drug her own husband, Bruce Jenner, with organic penis pills.
Well, guess what? Her son, Rob, got the cup of coffee that was meant for Bruce and woke up from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kim Kardashian Needs A New Line Of Work!</title>
		<link>http://dawndonline.com/2009/11/kim-kardashian-needs-a-new-line-of-work/</link>
		<comments>http://dawndonline.com/2009/11/kim-kardashian-needs-a-new-line-of-work/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:16:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dawndonline</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[But Seriously Folks...]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[My Rants]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Queen of Shallowness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sunburn]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Poor little Kim Kardashian&#8230;you&#8217;d think she&#8217;d take her looks (and skin!) more seriously since she insists on being nothing more than a pretty face, right?
Wrong&#8230;..and to top it all off, the Queen of Shallowness decided to take a photo of her ridiculous burn and share it with us via Twitter. And I quote: &#8220;PLEASE HELP ME! I am [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kanye West Shows How Pathetic He Really Is&#8230;Again</title>
		<link>http://dawndonline.com/2009/09/kanye-west-shows-how-pathetic-he-really-is-again/</link>
		<comments>http://dawndonline.com/2009/09/kanye-west-shows-how-pathetic-he-really-is-again/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 17:33:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dawndonline</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[My Rants]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Best Video Of The Year]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Beyonce Knowles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kanye West]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mtv]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Taylor Swift]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did y&#8217;all see this last night? WTF? Taylor Swift gets up to give her acceptance speech for Best Video of the Year last night on Mtv&#8217;s Video Music Awards Show and Kanye West gets up, grabs the mic from her and says &#8220;Taylor, I&#8217;m really happy for you, and I&#8217;m gonna let you finish, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Re:Daisy of Love Show on VH1</title>
		<link>http://dawndonline.com/2009/06/redaisy-of-love-show-on-vh1/</link>
		<comments>http://dawndonline.com/2009/06/redaisy-of-love-show-on-vh1/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 23:39:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dawndonline</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Daisy De La Hoya]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Daisy of Love Show on VH1]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Daisy Show]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Headbanger's Ball]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[New York]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Riki Rachtman]]></category>
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The Daisy Of Love Show on VH1
I have to say something about this&#8230;
It is SO FREAKIN&#8217; OBVIOUS that Riki Rachtman is in love with Daisy on the Daisy of Love Show on VH1 (SEEN HERE) that quite frankly, I’m not sure why I even watch it anymore. If she can&#8217;t see that Riki wants to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Freakin&#8217; Detroit Red Wings&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://dawndonline.com/2009/06/the-freakin-detroit-red-wings/</link>
		<comments>http://dawndonline.com/2009/06/the-freakin-detroit-red-wings/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 17:21:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dawndonline</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Detroit]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Great One]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Malkin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Marion Hossa]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Stanley Cup]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dawndonline.com/?p=96</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Red Wings didn&#8217;t bring it last night&#8230;.in fact, I didn’t even feel like I was watching Game 7,  the LAST game of the SEASON. I thought for sure Detroit had it in the bag. But to lose to Pittsburgh who just BARELY made it into the playoffs in the first place? HELL NO!!! *Sigh*
Ok, the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Current List of Peeves</title>
		<link>http://dawndonline.com/2009/06/my-current-list-of-peeves/</link>
		<comments>http://dawndonline.com/2009/06/my-current-list-of-peeves/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 03:48:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dawndonline</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[cool blog]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dawn D'Ordine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dawn's List of Peeves]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Dwight Howard's ears]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Nose Pickers]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This list is in no particular order as these things bother me on a regular basis!
 

 If one more person says something derogatory to me about Kobe Bryant I will scream. My love for Kobe is a love for his basketball skills and has nothing to do with his personal life.  But if you want to argue [...]]]></description>
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