Our Mission? To Prove Keanu Reeves Is Immortal.
in But Seriously Folks...
as 1847, french actor, Jean Paul Mounet, Keanu Reeves
And someone may just have.
This is (Jean) Paul Mounet, a french actor born October 1847 ….
Or is it? Look VERY closely at the painting on the left. It has not been doctored in any way. ( and if you don’t believe me, Google his name…you’ll see….) Look at the eyes, the mouth, the hairline and the hair itself. I have been lucky enough to have been in the presence of Keanu himself a number of times and I have to tell you, when I first saw this painting I thought someone had Photoshopped Keanu’s face onto this painting until I Googled it…
Supposedly, this man died in February of 1922, but no body was ever found to confirm his death. Now, click on this painting and watch the following YouTube clip…you really won’t believe it.
After living in LA for 15 years, I never bought into the many different “opinions” that people had about celebrities and their paths or hoaxes or any crap like that.
But this is a little hard to ignore. I’ve tried, but I just can’t stop thinking about it.
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Will Khloe Kardashian Curse The L.A. Lakers?
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as khloe kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, LA Lakers, lamar odom, More money, NBA Basketball
OMG, Not my Lakers....Nooooooo!!
Is there no God? I cannot believe that Lamar Odom, being able to have any woman he wants, would choose to go with a Kardashian!
And it seems to me that all these Kardashian girls are after only one thing….MORE MONEY. Why else do they chase after major athletes? (Well, except for Kourtney, who prefers to outshine that toad she’s with…what’s his name? Sean, Scott, Ass….something like that….?)
If my Lakers go down in flames, I am blaming the new Yoko Ono in town….KHLOE KARDASHIAN!!!
Sho ’nuff…..
GO BACK TO MIAMI, KHLOE!!!! Leave my Lakers alone!!!!!
President Obama Keeps It Real, Yo!
in F.Y.I ♥
as cnbc, jackass, Kanye West, President Obama
President Obama tells it like it is, calling Kanye West a “Jackass” in an off-the-record moment while filming his CNBC interview on Monday.
I have to say, he really does speak for the people on this one.
You go, Obama!! Make Kanye cry…!
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Will The REAL Khloe Kardashian PLEASE Stand Up?
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as dash, Khloe after dark, khloe kardashian, trannies
Yeah, it took me awhile to figure out which one was Khloe too….
I jest….
That joke was just too damn easy.
R.I.P. Patrick Swayze
in In Memoriam
as Dirty Dancing, Ghost, Pancreatic Cancer, Patrick Swayze Dies, R.I.P. Patrick Swayze, To Wong Foo
I just can't believe it!
Patrick Swayze died today of pancreatic cancer. He was 57 years old.
Swayze “passed away peacefully today with family at his side after facing the challenges of his illness for the last 20 months,” his publicist, Annett Wolf.
“If I leave this Earth, I want to leave this Earth just knowing I’ve tried to give something back and tried to do something worthwhile with myself.” Swayze told Barbara Walters. “And that keeps me going, that gets me up in the morning. My work … is my legacy.”
And a legacy it is. No One will ever forget Patrick or the talent he brought to the screen in such films as Road House, Dirty Dancing, Ghost, and one of my all-time favorites; “To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar”, among countless others.
Thank you for everything you gave to us, Patrick. You will never be forgotten.
Kanye West Shows How Pathetic He Really Is…Again
in But Seriously Folks..., My Rants
as Best Video Of The Year, Beyonce Knowles, Kanye West, Mtv, Taylor Swift, VMA's
Did y’all see this last night? WTF? Taylor Swift gets up to give her acceptance speech for Best Video of the Year last night on Mtv’s Video Music Awards Show and Kanye West gets up, grabs the mic from her and says “Taylor, I’m really happy for you, and I’m gonna let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!”
Again, WTF?? This seems to be Kanye’s M.O….he doesn’t get what he wants so he throws a fit, and since his mother’s death, his behavior has gotten worse. Look Kanye, I know your mother’s death hit you very hard, but that doesn’t give you the right to ruin someone else’s big moment. GROW THE FUCK UP, DUDE. You aren’t the only parentless person on this planet, so stop acting like an immature child already….IT’S GETTING OLD. Hell, even Beyonce looked embarassed by your outburst….
And one more thing, Kanye….quit acting like this world owes you something, because it doesn’t. Having a big chip on your shoulder only makes you look sad and pathetic. Go find yourself a decent psychiatrist and call us when you have had the Chippus Removicus procedure done, mmmmkkkkaayyy???
Let’s see him post about THIS on his blog….
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Does It Suck To Be Paul Karason, Or What?
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as Angyria, Blue Man, Colloidal Silver, Paul Karason, Violet Beauregarde, Willy Wonka
Paul Karason is suffering from a condition called Angyria, which was caused by his intake of colloidal silver which collected in his skin tissue, thusly turning him blue.
He kind of looks like Santa Claus shortly after chewing the Willy Wonka gum that is a three-course dinner: tomato soup, roast beef and blueberry pie, ala Violet Beauregarde.
This also brings up many questions about having sex with a blue, um, schlong….am I right ladies? This would be one time when sex with your eyes closed is not only encouraged, but preferred and probably quite necessary…..
Megan Fox Has An Ego, Why????
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as 2 1/2 Men, Club Thumb, Hollywood, Megan Fox, Transformers
Sure, Megan Fox is beautiful….I’d be lying if I said she wasn’t. But Jesus Christ, this girl is a freakin’ bitch!
What has she been in? Transformers and an episode of 2 1/2 Men (which wasn’t one of her best, what with the baby fat in her face and all that…)
As far as I can see, this girl has no damn good reason to act like a bitch and really has no reason to behave in her interviews like she’s some kind of Hollywood goddess brat…give me a break, little girl!
Act like a lady and try and remember that being beautiful may be fun and gets us beautiful ones a lot of perks, but if that’s all you are, it’ll be Megan Who next year, know what I mean? GET A PERSONALITY AND GROW THE FUCK UP ALREADY.
And maybe while you’re at it you shouldput on some gloves and hide that club thumb of yours….it totally DISTRACTS from your beauty, my dear. If I were you, I’d hide it….or get a thumb prosthesis….YUCK!!!
Chris Brown Lies Like A Rug On CNN’s Larry King Live
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as chris brown, cnn, larry king live, rihanna
So we are supposed to believe that while Chris Brown DOESN’T REMEMBER HITTING RIHANNA, he’s accepting full responsibility for doing so?
SHENANIGANS!!!
Doesn’t Chris know that it’s a sin to lie to Larry King?
I hate people that lie. I hate cowards too, and Chris Brown is both of those things.
