Chris Brown Lies Like A Rug On CNN’s Larry King Live

August 31st, 2009

Hi, I'm Chris Brown and I'm a freaking liar....blah, blah blah, blah...So we are supposed to believe that while Chris Brown DOESN’T REMEMBER HITTING RIHANNA, he’s accepting full responsibility for doing so?

SHENANIGANS!!!

Doesn’t Chris know that it’s a sin to lie to Larry King?

I hate people that lie. I hate cowards too, and Chris Brown is both of those things.

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Al Roker Loves To Make Bad Jokes, Doesn’t He?

August 13th, 2009

Click Here To Watch YouTube LinkAl Roker does it again. Man, I LOVE him….he provides us with so much comedy relief along with the weather! At least this comment is a funny one, unlike some of Al’s other comments.

This time, however, it was meant to be a funny joke and people took it the wrong way….as do all people these days due to all of that PC CRAP. Enjoy the clip!

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Where In The World…

August 12th, 2009

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Is Buddy Lee?

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I’ve Gotta Hand It To Jack Nicholson…

August 12th, 2009

0812_jack_nicholson_1517941_flynet_02He doesn’t even have to ask for it anymore.

And as you can see, he is getting quite a view….I wonder how long he was mesmerized by this, uh, spectacle….

So many men wish they had this kind of power! You go, Jack! :-D

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I ♥ Bill Clinton

August 4th, 2009

Bill Clinton & Kim Jong IIToday former President Bill Clinton got Laura Ling and Euna Lee, the two US  journalists in North Korea that were sentenced to 12 years in prison on charges of entering the country illegally to conduct a smear campaign last June released!

White House Secretary Robert Gibbs said “Clinton was on a private mission solely to secure the release of two Americans.” Thank God for Bill Clinton!

So to all of you Bill Clinton haters out there, let me ask you this….where the hell is your favorite politician and how come they didn’t think of this? Mmmkay?


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Roseanne Barr Equals Hitler?

July 31st, 2009
Thank you,  Bradley Meinz/Heeb magazine

Thank you, Bradley Meinz/Heeb magazine

You know, I don’t care what anyone says. I love Roseanne Barr! You can’t accuse of her of being a stale comedienne….everytime she comes up with something it’s new and edgy! That woman LOVES to get under peoples’ skin! 

This is the first time we have seen this fabulous comedienne since her self-imposed exile. And being true to Roseanne Barr, picked a very apt and very “Roseanne” way to make a comeback!

The funniest part of it all? Roseanne Barr herself,  is Jewish.

You go, Girl!!!

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Madonna And The Ugly Arm Syndrome

July 27th, 2009
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Thank you, FlyNet!

What in the world? Is this the ugliest set of arms you have ever seen? Christ on a bike…can’t she see her own arms when she looks in the mirror? You can’t even call them “Man arms!” This is disgusting! I would be covering those gnarled tree branches if I were her!

My advice, Madonna? Lay off of the yoga just a smidge…and eat something, girlfriend…like a cupcake, or a donut….something….

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I Thought It Was Safe To Hate LeBron?

July 24th, 2009

Do I look high?Apparently, the guy admitted to smoking weed. Want the FULL STORY?

Why LeBron, why did you have to go and make me like you? Ok, not like….I just don’t dislike you as much…maybe.

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Check Out Dawn’s Other Blogs!

July 22nd, 2009

buddy_jesusHello everyone! I have such a great time providing entertainment and information for all of you. So much so, I have added two more blogs to my repertoire!

www.dawnonsports.com is an awesome blog that is all about sports, with a side of cleavage! It doesn’t get any better than that, does it? (No, it doesn’t…LOL!!)

www.dawnsays.com is more like status updates from me but with a twist. Think of it as being in the room with me and hearing all of my lovely, funny, witty comments and satiric remarks. LOL! :-D

I love you all for being such loyal readers!! Thanks for reading and thanks for clicking my ads. You guys are the best!

P.S. If you are using Internet Explorer and have a hard time viewing my blogs you may need to view them in “Compatibility View” which allows older browsers to function correctly with today’s version. Just FYI! :-D

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Are You Freakin’ Kidding Me?

July 13th, 2009

 I just read an article in the New York Times that says Ryan Seacrest is getting $45 MILLION for season 9 of American Idol, which is now  in the process of holding its auditions. (I belive there is one tomorrow, July 14th, 2009 in Denver.) And even though they break it down showing how this much is for his salary ($10 Million) , so much is for any show he does AFTER Idol, etc. ($15 Million), I still say that is WAY TOO MUCH! No offense Ryan, but unless you can squat down and shit gold bricks, you are not a $45 Million dollar paycheck.  Oh and poor Paula…she’s asking for a raise from her “paltry” $2 Million paycheck. Christ on a bike, what the hell is that ass Simon Cowell making? Do you know what I could do with $2 Million? I could actually pay my bills!

You know what? If there is ANYONE out there who wants to give me my own show, I will take it. Send me to work sick ass jobs that nobody wants to do and give me $10 Thousand for every job I finish (ala New York Goes To Work on VH1), I will take it. If you want to stick me in a huge house and date 20 guys to find “the one”, I am down with that too! (ala Daisy Of Love Show on VH1).  I’ll give you all the drama, all the bullshit and all the loud mouthedness you COULD ever handle. You would be my boss and I your biotch, mmmkay?


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