Madonna And The Ugly Arm Syndrome
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Thank you, FlyNet!
What in the world? Is this the ugliest set of arms you have ever seen? Christ on a bike…can’t she see her own arms when she looks in the mirror? You can’t even call them “Man arms!” This is disgusting! I would be covering those gnarled tree branches if I were her!
My advice, Madonna? Lay off of the yoga just a smidge…and eat something, girlfriend…like a cupcake, or a donut….something….
