Taylor Lautner Get A Nose Job, PLEASE!
in But Seriously Folks..., My Rants
as Hollywood, nose job, Taylor Lautner, Team Lautner, Twilight
I mean you’re cute, I can totally see that, Dude….I’m not saying you don’t have potential to be gorgeous. However, that piggish honker has GOT TO GO. It is ALL YOU CAN SEE because it swallows the rest of your face! I’m only telling you what your fans want to say, but don’t have the balls to….and I’m not saying anything HOLLYWOOD hasn’t already said to you over and over in private, mmkay?
My advice? Get a nose job and get it now! Until then? Take the advice of a woman who has photographed many flawed celebrities….tip your face DOWN in photos and look over your nose. See images below for an example (although you haven’t given me much to work with….) ok, Taylor?
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- This look is baaaddd…
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- This looks so much better….
Megan Fox Has An Ego, Why????
in But Seriously Folks...
as 2 1/2 Men, Club Thumb, Hollywood, Megan Fox, Transformers
Sure, Megan Fox is beautiful….I’d be lying if I said she wasn’t. But Jesus Christ, this girl is a freakin’ bitch!
What has she been in? Transformers and an episode of 2 1/2 Men (which wasn’t one of her best, what with the baby fat in her face and all that…)
As far as I can see, this girl has no damn good reason to act like a bitch and really has no reason to behave in her interviews like she’s some kind of Hollywood goddess brat…give me a break, little girl!
Act like a lady and try and remember that being beautiful may be fun and gets us beautiful ones a lot of perks, but if that’s all you are, it’ll be Megan Who next year, know what I mean? GET A PERSONALITY AND GROW THE FUCK UP ALREADY.
And maybe while you’re at it you shouldput on some gloves and hide that club thumb of yours….it totally DISTRACTS from your beauty, my dear. If I were you, I’d hide it….or get a thumb prosthesis….YUCK!!!
