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Kim Kardashian Needs A New Line Of Work!

Posted by dawndonline on Nov 3, 2009 with 4 Comments
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Can you say T O O L?

Can you say T O O L?

Poor little Kim Kardashian…you’d think she’d take her looks (and skin!) more seriously since she insists on being nothing more than a pretty face, right?

Wrong…..and to top it all off, the Queen of Shallowness decided to take a photo of her ridiculous burn and share it with us via Twitter. And I quote: “PLEASE HELP ME! I am so sunburned! I fell asleep with huge glasses on yesterday! This tan line is not ok!!!

What a freaking retard! “Oh, this tan line is not ok, but I want you all to see me like this anyway…please tell me I’m still pretty, won’t you, pleeeasssseee??”

GIVE ME AN EVER LOVING BREAK!!!!!

How many brain cells does it take to either stay awake while sunbathing or at least take the sunglasses off? Answer? Too many for Kim Kardashian, apparently. Isn’t that sad?

Don’t you just want to curl up into a little ball and cry for her?

N E X T!!!!!

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Will Khloe Kardashian Curse The L.A. Lakers?

Posted by dawndonline on Sep 21, 2009 with 3 Comments
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OMG, Not my Lakers....Nooooooo!!

OMG, Not my Lakers....Nooooooo!!

Is there no God? I cannot believe that Lamar Odom, being able to have any woman he wants, would choose to go with a Kardashian!

And it seems to me that all these Kardashian girls are after only one thing….MORE MONEY. Why else do they chase after major athletes? (Well, except for Kourtney, who prefers to outshine  that toad she’s with…what’s his name? Sean, Scott, Ass….something like that….?)

If my Lakers go down in flames, I am blaming the new Yoko Ono in town….KHLOE KARDASHIAN!!!

Sho ’nuff…..

GO BACK TO MIAMI, KHLOE!!!! Leave my Lakers alone!!!!!

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