Are You Freakin’ Kidding Me?
in My Raves
as American Idol, Daisy Of Love Show, New York, New York Goes To Work, Paula Abdul, Ryan Seacrest, Simon Cowell, Vh1
I just read an article in the New York Times that says Ryan Seacrest is getting $45 MILLION for season 9 of American Idol, which is now in the process of holding its auditions. (I belive there is one tomorrow, July 14th, 2009 in Denver.) And even though they break it down showing how this much is for his salary ($10 Million) , so much is for any show he does AFTER Idol, etc. ($15 Million), I still say that is WAY TOO MUCH! No offense Ryan, but unless you can squat down and shit gold bricks, you are not a $45 Million dollar paycheck. Oh and poor Paula…she’s asking for a raise from her “paltry” $2 Million paycheck. Christ on a bike, what the hell is that ass Simon Cowell making? Do you know what I could do with $2 Million? I could actually pay my bills!
You know what? If there is ANYONE out there who wants to give me my own show, I will take it. Send me to work sick ass jobs that nobody wants to do and give me $10 Thousand for every job I finish (ala New York Goes To Work on VH1), I will take it. If you want to stick me in a huge house and date 20 guys to find “the one”, I am down with that too! (ala Daisy Of Love Show on VH1). I’ll give you all the drama, all the bullshit and all the loud mouthedness you COULD ever handle. You would be my boss and I your biotch, mmmkay?
Re:Daisy of Love Show on VH1
in My Rants
as Daisy De La Hoya, Daisy of Love, Daisy of Love Show on VH1, Daisy Show, Headbanger's Ball, New York, Riki Rachtman, the dude, Vh1, VH1 Show
The Daisy Of Love Show on VH1
I have to say something about this…
It is SO FREAKIN’ OBVIOUS that Riki Rachtman is in love with Daisy on the Daisy of Love Show on VH1 (SEEN HERE) that quite frankly, I’m not sure why I even watch it anymore. If she can’t see that Riki wants to bump uglies with her, she has a lot more to worry about than finding love…she needs to find glasses. Ya know what I’m sayin’?? I’m sorry folks, but this aggression cannot stand (lol, I’m even quoting the Dude…)…. I HAVE to open my mouth again!
Ok, let me backtrack. I just watched the episode where Fox’s “girlfriend” call and laid the 411 of her situation with Fox on Daisy, and thereby getting himself eliminated. Now, the scene where Riki goes into Daisy’s bedroom after she got off of the phone with Fox’s girlfriend (it’s about 27 minutes into the 35 minute episode) and told her he wanted Fox “gone”, was the selling point for me. I’ve been watching this show since the beginning (I am now ashamed to say) and I had watched a NUMBER of scenes where it was getting to be obvious how he felt about Daisy, but this one takes the cake.
Of course, for all I know, this show will end with her jumping into Riki’s arms and exclaiming “at long last I found thee!“, but I somehow doubt it. What I do know is, I think we should all start a letter writing campaign to VH1 and convince them that they need to give Riki his own “Riki Rachtman Headbanger’s Ball of Love Show” and just get it over with. As it is, VH1 is running out of people to make shows about, so I think they should jump on this train, tout de suit.
And puh-lease don’t get me started on that r tard, New York and her damn show “New York Goes To Work”…yeah, I said R TARD…