Dawn D'Online

This list is in no particular order as these things bother me on a regular basis!

•  If one more person says something derogatory to me about Kobe Bryant I will scream. My love for Kobe is a love for his basketball skills and has nothing to do with his personal life.  But if you want to argue about whether he is innocent or not, bring it on…just make sure you have your facts straight.

•  Barry Melrose. Ok, he knows hockey and he DID take the Kings to the Stanley Cup Finals, I will give him that. But something about him just gets under my skin. Even the sound of his voice makes my skin crawl. I really mean no offense to the guy, I just can’t help it. I think I began to dislike him when he kept INSISTING on twisting his damn Campbell Conference ring around and around and around on his finger in an attention seeking “Look at me, I’m a Campbell Cup Winner” sort of a way, while on the NHL 2Night show with John Buccigross in the 90′s . Oh, and for all of you Freudians just WAITING to jump all over me about my latent sexual attraction to Barry Melrose, watch out… I will wretch just as soon as I scratch your eyes out. Mmmkay?

• Dwight Howard’s ears. You know, on the Orlando Magic?? Is it me or are they too small for his head? It could quite possibly be the reason he doesn’t win the trophy…I’m just sayin’.

• Stupid people. This really needs no further explanation. They are everywhere.

• People who INSIST upon picking their noses while driving their car. After living in Los Angeles for 15 years and being stuck in THE WORST traffic day in and day out (Why I would insist on taking the 101 freeway every into the Valley from Hollywood and back I will never know.) I can tell you I have seen this ALOT and it is disgusting…..so much so, I now never look into or directly at any cars around me. Which probably isn’t a good idea, since someone may be pointing a gun at me…ahem….