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Does It Suck To Be Paul Karason, Or What?
Posted by dawndonline on September 10, 2009 with 2 Comments
in Dawn's Front Page Funnies...
as Angyria, Blue Man, Colloidal Silver, Paul Karason, Violet Beauregarde, Willy Wonka
in Dawn's Front Page Funnies...
as Angyria, Blue Man, Colloidal Silver, Paul Karason, Violet Beauregarde, Willy Wonka
Paul Karason is suffering from a condition called Angyria, which was caused by his intake of colloidal silver which collected in his skin tissue, thusly turning him blue.
He kind of looks like Santa Claus shortly after chewing the Willy Wonka gum that is a three-course dinner: tomato soup, roast beef and blueberry pie, ala Violet Beauregarde.
This also brings up many questions about having sex with a blue, um, schlong….am I right ladies? This would be one time when sex with your eyes closed is not only encouraged, but preferred and probably quite necessary…..
