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		<title>Does It Suck To Be Paul Karason, Or What?</title>
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				<category><![CDATA[Dawn's Front Page Funnies...]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Angyria]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Blue Man]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Paul Karason]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Violet Beauregarde]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Paul Karason is suffering from a condition called Angyria, which was caused by his intake of colloidal silver which collected in his skin tissue, thusly turning him blue. He kind of looks like Santa Claus shortly after chewing the Willy Wonka gum that is a three-course dinner: tomato soup, roast beef and blueberry pie, ala Violet [...]]]></description>
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